Here are things that I find humor in. They are not of my creation. These are basically things that I've come across on the Internet and thought I would preserve for posterity. That is, if anything found on mailing lists is deserving of preservation.

• A hilarious retelling of world history by students. From an excerpt published in the March 1, 1993 issue of National Review from Richard Lederer's book, Anguished English.

• The Element Song's lyrics by Tom Lehrer

• The 100-Acre Wood Massacre. Please note: this is not actually by A.A. Milne, though it is written in the style of the author's Winnie-the-Pooh books. This is extremely naughty stuff and should not be viewed by anyone under 21. This story floated around on the Deviant's List, through an anonymous server, so the actual author is not known (to me). This link takes you to the story in html format. I have not redacted the document other than adding tags to it. If anyone knows who did this piece, please contact me. By following this link you are assuming all responsibility for what you see.

• Happy Fun Ball" disclaimer from the Saturday Night Live commercial

• How the Internet is Like a Penis, from an anonymous source

• MPW C Error Messages from Robert Lentz' archives

• The Dr. Seuss Purity Test, This is not actually from Dr. Seuss, and it is not much of a purity test, but it is hilarious.