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Some more statistical and descriptive information about me:
- Height - 5 ft. 11 inches (182 cm)
- Weight - 205 lbs (93 kg)
- Age - 40 years
- Marital Status - single, not available
- Children - none
- Build - mesomorph with
tendency toward endomorphism (i.e., medium build)
- Hair - Auburn, though
blonde in summer, brown in winter. Average length - 62 cm.
Straight, slight wave. Hair almost always pulled into a ponytail.
Jeff dislikes hair falling into his eyes.
- Eyes - dark blue/grey
with brown around the iris. Slight nearsightedness. 20/20 left,
20/50 right. Astigmatism.
- Personal Appearance -
wears glasses: round lens, dark frames. Close-trimmed beard. Even
teeth. Pale. Freckles. Dark, brooding eyes. Dimples. Washboard
stomach lurking under thin blubber layer.
- Distinguishing Marks -
no tattoos or piercings. Scars on back of scalp, left leg,
left arm.
- Vocal Character -
Tenor singing voice, conversationally baritone-resonant. Adept
mimic.
- Favorite Dress -
button down white shirt, dark pleated slacks. Dark socks,
steel-toed dress shoes, black. Black leather belt, no jewelry.
Watch on left wrist. Will only wear long-sleeved shirts, but
insists on rolling up the sleeves to above the elbow. Wears
overcoats in winter. Does not like ties.
- Allergies -
none.
- Culinary Likes - too
many to list. Seasons heavily with black pepper. Omnivore.
Lifetime member of PETA
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals). Thinks
vegetarians are crunchy and good with ketchup.
- Culinary Dislikes -
Ham (Canadian Bacon in particular), Coconut in all forms.
- Miscellaneous - No
hair on back. Very fine, blonde hairs on body. Natural redhead.
Strangely durable fingernails. Bellybutton = "innie". Shoe size =
Men's 11. Fallen arches, corrected. Waist size = 33-34, likes to
wear 36 for extra roomy comfort. Inseam = 30. Neck size = 18.
Prefers tri-folds to bi-folds. Prefers natural fibers to
synthetic. Always carries in pockets: Small stainless steel pocket knife (3"
folded), black ballpoint pen (fine point), money clip, wallet,
keys, and a quarter (for flipping - not phone calls).
Right-handed. Touch-typist. Hopeless insomniac. Genetically
capable of furrowing brow, wrapping tongue at edges, and flexing
toes down when soles of feet are scraped.
- Bad Habits - Squeezing toothpaste tube from the middle, cracking knuckles.
- Known Alias' -
snicker-snack, jeff-bone
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